Unmentionable, unfiltered, unbelievable. Tasteless is an eau de parfum that gives Poseidon pause and Neptune notice. The depths of the sea wash over you with notes of oxidized whale blubber and Kelugrian kelp roe. This robust scent is an express ticket to your wettest dreams.
Do Not Place on Skin.
May Cause Bleaching of Clothing.
Bottle Sold Separately.
For sale for $20,000